Saturday 2 February 2013

Sms Text Jokes

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Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
? A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
? The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
? A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
? I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
? A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
? Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
? True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.? “God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
? "Cast your burden on the Lord, and He shall sustain you; He shall never permit the righteous to be moved." -Psalm 55:22
? Todays Promise :
The LORD is good to
those who wait for Him,
to the soul who seeks Him. Lamen.3:25
Fear not, wait and see
the wonder of the Lord.
? “The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
for help.
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
? The righteous cry, and
the Lord hears, and
delivers them out of all their troubles.- PSLAM 34:17.
If we ask anything to
the god, he hears that
and does for us when
we believe god and
follow his ways.
? Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.
? This month’s Promise :
The lions may grow
weak and hungry, but
those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.- Psalm 34:10
For those who put their trust on Jesus shall not
be hungry.
Have a BLESSED Month.!
? Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
? Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.
? A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.
? Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
? No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
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