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Saturday, 2 February 2013

Sms Jokes Funny

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Sms Jokes Funny Biography
An EGYPTIAN Girl Asked An INDIAN Boy:
What Can U Do For Me?
The Boy Replied:
Come Behind The PYRAMID.
I Will Make U MUMMY.
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Old Man To A Boy: Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
Matlab?
Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hoon & Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hoon.
Kaise?
“Bra Banata Hoon”
It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To You.
My Heart Knows The Words, They Just Won’t Pump Up To My Lips
Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You
Ek Din Jana To Tha Magar
Aise Mera Dil Thodkar To Nahin
Thumhare Bina Main Jee Loongi Magar
In Yaadon Se Tum Jaate Kyun Nahin?
Woh Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Thi…!
Har Bar Masomiyat Se Mujh Se Pucha Karti Thi…!
K Tum Mere Hi Ho Na…???
Aur Main Har Bar Us K Chehre Ko
Apne Haathon Se Cho Kar Qasam Khaya Karta Tha.!
Per Kash…!
Maine Ek Bar Us Sy Pocha Liya Hota…!
K
Tum Meri Hi HO Na…!!
In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.
He Laughs & Says, “Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk”

Sms Jokes Funny