Funny Sms Jokes

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Funny Sms Jokes Biography
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Husband sent a text to wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car"
She text back, "Omg really?"
Husband Replied: "No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg."
I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: "It Was Question Paper"
When Someone Touches You
And You Don't Feel It,
Its Ignorance.
When Someone Touches You
And You Feel It,
Its Love.
But When Nobody Touches You
But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ..
If you love someone
Fight for him/her ...
But
If that someone loves somebody else ...
.Bega nast woma khafa da yaar kosa ki
Yar raowato da kora pa gussa ki
Che ye sa pa khwala ratla haga ye owe
Der ye oratalam khpala darwaza ki
Bia ye owe che ta rog ka lewany ye
Ma we rog insane na garze pa shpa ki
De we da kho nema shpa tora tiara da
Ma wey khwan kawi dedan da yar tyara ki
De we pagala zan ba pa cha mar ke
Ma we khwand kri zankadan da yar kosa ki
1 Saray da kor na ra owato, Khazi pe pa sandal guzar oko
Bahar walar kasano oledo, nu o ye way:
"Da bal sandal hum ra guzar ki che dwana ogandama"
1st Saray: Pa kor ki sirf zama Hukam chalegi, Che za owem che garmi oba rawre
nu bas hagu Garmi oba rawre
2nd Saray: Garmi Oba wali??
1st Saray: Pa garmi obo lokhi kha pakegi kana
Mashom plar ta: Daji mala motor wakhla che garzama pa ki
Plar: Wale da khpay de da sa da para di?
Mashom: 1 khapa da Break da para aw bala da Accelator da para
Sahil par larki owr larka baithy howe tay
Larki nai larkay se pocha: Tum kuch boltay kion nahi??
Larka ne sharmay howe ungli se rait par lekha: Mari Naswar mi acholi d
Megay: Ta do so kalo ye?
Hathi: 3 kalo
Hathi: Aw ta da so kalo?
Megay: 10 kalo
Hathi: Da dono dero kalo ye aw dona waroky wajood?
Megay: Ror de rojo kharab karay de
1 salay pa sarak rawan wo
da yo gaday landay ye spay oledo
Spay da gaday na rakago aw waye way : Rawoza dalla "Ta dase MECHANIC ragaly ye"
1 kor kara gal rala, aw har sa ye ra gwand kra
pa akhira ki 1 janamaz wo haga ye hum ra wagesto
Da kor bodia khaza owe: Da kho rata pregda, mong ba pe moz kawo
Gal: waly za darta musalman na khkarama so?
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