Saturday 2 February 2013

Free Sms Jokes


Source(Google.com.pk)
 Free Sms Jokes Biography
Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye....

Huda Fatima Sad SMS
Tujh ko khabar nahi magar ek sada sun le...

JAan...!
Baarbad krdya tere do din k pyar ne
FACT:
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Its just formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..
Very cute:
A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror
The gal asked, “What do u c?”
The boy smiled and said, “The rest of my life”…..
1 Engineer mandir main
bol raha tha..
Hey Bhagwan..
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Read more...
:: cute valentines day heart sayings - be my Valentine ::
, -. .- , -. .- .
'. ...I...L ..U...'
" . " "" . "
I FEEL U THIS WAY
be my Valentine .
Pati Ke Marne Ke Bad
Patni Ne Akhbaar Mein Add Diya..
Antim Sanskar Mein Jo Bhi Aaye
Uske Liye Dhanyavad.
From:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora Rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche Nahi Hai...
Huda Fatima Funny SMS
MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is dis ?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
Boy: what is dis ?? .
Girl: customer's feedback
1 Engineer mandir main
bol raha tha..
Hey Bhagwan..
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
“Na umang dil mein rahi koi…”
“Na zehan mein koi sawaal hai…”
“Ye jo gardishen hain hayaat par…”
“Meri khwahishon ka kamal hai…”
“Main ne kab kaha main haseen hon…”
“Ya muhabbaton ka ameen hon…”
“Meri guftagu mera aaina..”
“Mera zoq meri misaal hai..
Funny sms jokes in urdu 2012
Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.
Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .
Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes

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