Sms Jokes

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Sms Jokes Biography
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
This DOG is one act of MONKEY
This DOG is one act of MONKEY the  best FOX ways to CROW make u RAT smile :) CONFUSED :o Now read it again leaving ur nick name :D...
Psychology of life:
Psychology of life: At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as 'GOD' But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed...
Monkeys came running to my room
Monkeys came running to my room and wanted to trouble good people.. I suggested ur name. They said Oh! No we cant disturb our Boss! :D...
Do u remember ur cute childhood
Do u remember ur cute childhood when u went to toy shop n asked shopkeeper: Antal antal ye monkey titne ka hai? and shopkeeper replied beta ye monkey nahi mirror hai. :D...
Learn Magic
Learn Magic. Keep 1 monkey in ur right side &keep 1 monkey in ur left side. Then look into a mirror. . . U will See extra 1 monkey in middle!!...
Engineer Sms
Some realities: -A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer! -A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor! -A guy with lots of brai...
A baby monkey asks his father
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, Don't stress my son u should see the 1 who is reading this! :D...
Some One Misses U
Some One.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U, Lonely Without U... Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ...THE Zoo.....
I chased love i found friendship
I chased love i found friendship, I chased desires i found hopes, I chased reality i found dreams, I chased a monkey and i found u. :D...
Convent school ke bachche zoo me
Convent school ke bachche zoo me- oh! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub Govt. School ke bachche- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO...
God In Heaven God Above Please Protect The Friend I Love.Sent Wiv A Smile:-) Sealed With A Kiss.I Love My Friend Whos Reading This
When God open the window of heaven
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | COOL SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
When God Open The Window Of Heaven He Saw Me & Asked “Wht Is Ur Wish 2day?” I Said” Lord, Take Care Of The DEAR ONE Who Is Reading This SMS!”
Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happ
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | COOL SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
Nobody Wants U, Nobody Makes U Happy.
Nobody Love U. Nobody Misses U.
Nobody Cares Abt U.
DONT CRY!
My Name Is Nobody!
Genuine People r those, who r witho
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Genuine People R Those, Who R Without Hesitation, Remember Without Limitations, Forgive Without Any Explanations & Love Even With Little Communication
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, le
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9 Lessons In Life:
Learn 2 Care, Learn 2 Smile, Learn 2 Cry, Learn 2 Give, Learn 2 Forgive, Learn To Share, Learn To Trust, Learn 2 Love & Learn 2 SMS Me DAILY…!!!
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt
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How 2 Fall In Love: 1. Fall But Dnt Stumble; 2. B Consistnt Nt Persistnt; 3. Understnd But Dnt Demand; 4. Share & Nevr B Unfair; 5. Hurt But Never Keep D Pain.
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