Urdu Sms Jokes

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Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain….
Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..
Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho.
Have You Ever Wondered Which Hurts The Most:
Saying Something And Wishing You Had Not,
Or
Saying Nothing, ‘And Wishing You Had?
We Always Doubt The Positive
But Are Willingly Quite Ready To Accept The Negative
If Someone Says ‘I Love You’,We Ask ‘Really’?
But
If Someone Says ‘I Hate You’, Do We Ever Inquire ‘Are You Sure?’
That’s What Life Is All About.. !
The Most Beautiful Cloths
That A Woman Can Wear Are The Arms Of The Man She Loves,
AndThe Best Trophy
That Man Can Ever Win Is A Woman’s Hug Whom He Loves.
Very Strange-
If We Sleep On Flowers,
Its Called Our First Night
If Flowers Sleep On Us,
Its Called Our Last Night.
Tomorrow’s Yesterday Is Today,
And Yesterday’s Tomorrow Is Also Today…
But
Today’s Yesterday Was Yesterday’s Today,
So…Tomorrow’s Today Is Today’s Tomorrow.. !
A Blind Gal Told Her Lover She Will Marry Him If She Could C D World.
1 Day Some1 Donated D Eyes 2 Her N She Went 2 C Her Lover But
Found Tht He Was Blind. She Changed Her Mind N Rejected Him.
D Guy Said, “Pls Look Aft My Eyes 4 Me”
Girl: I Hate D Fact That U R Taller Than Me
Boy: Trust Me There Is An Advantage In ……It
Gal: Wat?
Boy: Whn I Hug U, U Can Listen To My Heart Which Beats Only 4 U
Wen A Girl Cries For A Guy,
It Means She Really Misses Him.
But Wen A Guy Cries For A Girl,
It Means No 1 Can Love That Girl More Than Him !!

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