Thursday 14 February 2013

Hindi Sms Joke

Source(Google.com.pk)
Hindi Sms Joke Biography
Bhai ko Bhai se juda kar deti hai GF
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti hai GF
Biwiw or shohar k bich jhagda karwa deti hai GF
Dost ko Dost se juda kar deti hai GF
Insaan ko Duniya se juda kar deti hai GF
Samjhe..
GF matlab Galat Fehmi…
Jo is waqt apko hui hai.Girl friend to bechari massom hoti hai.
“1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko ched rahey the…
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha “”kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rhegi.”"
Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“”Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi…Apni Item aa gyi.”
Ek  murde se jab uski dastan puchi gai to usne kuch is tarh bayan ki-
Hum ko to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dum tha.meri huddi bhi vahan tuti jahan hospital band tha,
mujhe wo embulence mili jisme petrol kam tha,mujhe rikshe me bithaya kyunki kiraya kam tha,
mujhe dr. Ne uthaya narso me kahan dum tha,mujhe jis bed par litaya uske niche bum tha,
mujhe bum ne udaya goli me kahan dum tha,mujhe sadak par hi dafnaya kyunki kabristan
me bhi aaj function tha.
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil
Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo
Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan,
Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo
Phir palkon par jugnu chamke,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai
Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhonki baat karo..
Clg lyf is awesum- LATE HONE PE: “Aaj bunk ni tha?” “Atndnc ho gayi kya” “Agr pta hota ki iska lec h to main aata hi ni” “Kl rat der tk chatng kr ra tha yr” “Pr0xy lga di kya”LECTURE MEIN: “Uski tshirt pe kya likha h dekh” “Sale apni class me1 bhi tota ni h” “1 pg de na abey pen bhi to de, kam se kam haath mein kuch toh ho!” “Iska assgnmnt bna lia kya” “Tujhe bhookh ni lg rahi kya” “Kya yr paka rha h ye to, kisne kaha tha lec me ane ko” CANTEEN MEIN: “Aunty ji Namaste” “Oye teri party ka kya hua” “Aaj koi murga ni fas rha yr bhukh lag rai h.” “Hadd h yr jab bhi aate h pepsi khatam ho jati h” IN LAB: “Yahan sai h, AC me baithenge.” “Wella h to diagrm bana de” “Karna kya h ab” AFTR EXAMS: “Jo choda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chod na, ghumne chalte h” ASGNMNT COPY: “Ye kya likha h” “Jo word samajh aa rha h wo likh, jo ni aa raha uska aisa hi design bna de”
FRIEND.!
Who is it?
He’s the one who holds ur hand in the crowd to save u & says-
“Tu tension mat le, apan sambhal lenge sab”!
The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong-
“I knew it, aise ghaple bas tu he kar sakta hai”!
The one who do everything for u,
but then refuses to take thanks-
“Ab ye formalty ka natak mat kar”!
The one who msg u, saying-
“Abey kameene, reply to kiya kar”!
The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf start crying.
“Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, bas tu band kar ab apna ye radio”!
Fwded to all friends, even to those who are not in touch or who r far away!
How friendship breaks?
Both friends will think, the other is busy..
And will not cont@ct
Thinking
It m@y be disturbing..
As Time p@sses
Both will think let the other cont@ct..
After th@t each will think why i should cont@ct first?
Here your frndship will be converted to h@te..
Fin@lly without cont@ct the memory becomes we@k..
They forget e@ch other..
So p@ss this mess@ge to all your frnds whom u w@nt 2 s@y
‘JAANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE…’
Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat
100 Rupye ka note Bahut Zyada lgta h Jab GARIB KO DENA HO”
Mgr hotel m baithe ho to Bahut kam lgta h
3 Mint BHAGWAN KO yad karna Bahot Mushkil h, Mgr 3 Ghante ki Film Dekhna Boht Aasan…
Pure din mehnat k baad jym jana nahi thakta,
Magar jab apne hi ma-baap k per dabane ho to Log tang Aa jate hain..
Is sms ko forwd karna Bahut mushkil hota hai
Jab k Fizool Jokes ko 4wd krna Hmara Farz ban jata h
Zindgi ka Nazariya badlo. (“-”)
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