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Bangla Sms Jokes Biography
Apni jodi purush hon
Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami boje nebo apni ke?
1 ta kotha bolbo
Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?
Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.
Bibaher prothom raat!
Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.
Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.
Mango thake Mango
Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice".
Rate chad, dine alo
Rate chad, dine alo.
Kano tomay lage valo?
Golap lal, Kokil kalo
Shobar cheye tumi valo.
Akash neel, megh sada.
Goowal gore,Tumi.....badha
Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto'er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.
Sotti aknon valolagcha.
Chandni raat thi
Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bengali premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Bengalan premika se kaha:
Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi?
Tumi
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
Miss call
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Ai Mon Chai
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi
Ahooo
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
Love Sms korlam
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
Na jena na suna
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
A Zulu girl got
A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Rater Akase
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Bangla Sms Jokes Biography
Apni jodi purush hon
Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami boje nebo apni ke?
1 ta kotha bolbo
Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?
Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.
Bibaher prothom raat!
Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.
Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.
Mango thake Mango
Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice".
Rate chad, dine alo
Rate chad, dine alo.
Kano tomay lage valo?
Golap lal, Kokil kalo
Shobar cheye tumi valo.
Akash neel, megh sada.
Goowal gore,Tumi.....badha
Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto'er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.
Sotti aknon valolagcha.
Chandni raat thi
Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bengali premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Bengalan premika se kaha:
Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi?
Tumi
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
Miss call
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Ai Mon Chai
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi
Ahooo
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
Love Sms korlam
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
Na jena na suna
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
A Zulu girl got
A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Rater Akase
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
Bangla Sms Jokes
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