Saturday, 2 February 2013

Dirty Sms Jokes

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Dirty Sms Jokes Biography
In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.
He Laughs & Says, “Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk”A Man Had “I LOVE YOU” Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. “There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth”, She Said
Never reject a girl in life bco
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness
And Bad Girls Gives U Experience..
Both R Essential In Life…So Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!!!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much D
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
TC fined Ticketless girls Chudidar
TC Fined Ticketless Girls
Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100
Skirt Girl Rs50
Mini Skirt Girl Rs25
Next Girl Was Fined Rs0
Why?
U Naughty
She Had Ticket…
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nan
Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si,
Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai.
Sab Time-Time Di Gal Hai!
One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, “HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?”
Teacher: Name some films that have
Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.
(_,_)2 stay (‘) Young // +SEXY (,))
(_,_)2 Stay
(‘) Young
// +SEXY
(,))
) ‘ (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ‘ (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ‘ (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(‘)’; OFTEN
// ‘;
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Which Part… of a man’s body has n
Which Part…
Of A Man’s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But I Luv The Way U Think…
Shes down on her knees,Eager to ple
Shes Down On Her Knees,Eager To Please,Wid A Throb Of His Nob In Her Gob,Wid A Tingle In His Belly,His Legs Turn To Jelly Cos Shes Doin A Good Job!
There is hot sex, fast sex, group s
There Is Hot Sex, Fast Sex, Group Sex, Safe Sex, Leather Sex, Telephone Sex And For People Wid A Face Like Urs Theres………….Masturbation
(_!_)An Arse (__!__)Fat Arse
(!)Tight Arse(_?_)Dumb Arse
(_*_)Sore Arse (_zzz_)Tired Arse (_E=Mc2_)Smart Arse (_x_)Kiss My Arse!!
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted ki
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
Kiss’s R Blown + Kiss’s R Wasted Kiss’s Rnt Kiss’s Unless They R Tasted, Kiss’s Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me BABE Im Vacinated!
When I was young I begged God for a
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way… So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!
there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
There Are 3 Chambers In My Heart.
1 For ALLAH
1 For ABBOO
1 For AMMEE
Oh Wat About U Dear?
Sorry No Place 4 U In My Heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A f
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.A Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.Wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.But U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs YOU After All!
Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
Hi, I Am An Alien And I’m Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,No Chicks Found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
Dirty Sms Jokes
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