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Give Me Words I Will Make It Rhyme,
Give Me Pain I Will Make It Rain,
Give Me Light I Will Make It Bright,
Give Me Chance I Will Make You Dance,
Give Me Secret I Will Tell You Mine,
Give Me Tears I Will Make Them Wine,
Give Me Heart I Will Give You Mine,
Give Me Stars I Will Make Them Shine,
Give Me Love I Will Make You Mine. . . .
Never in life I thght I could hav y
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | LOVE SMS SHAYARI MESSAGES QUOTES
Never In Life I Thght I Could Hav You,Your Love Is My Blood
Your Sorrow Is My Pain.I Wish You Would Be The 1 I Used To Love,But I Cant Hav That ..Coz Itz No Fun.. No Matter What You Say.. No Matter What You Do..Ur My Life ..Thatz Y I Love You….
Zindahi mai hare gum ko kho dena, K
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Zindahi Mai Hare Gum Ko Kho Dena, Khusi Ko Nahi.
Har Muskilo Ko Kho Dena, Kamyabi Ko Nahi.
Agar Zindagi Mai Kuch Khona Pade To Hame Kho Dena.
Par Apni Hasi Ko Nahi…
When u kiss me u make me happy and
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | LOVE SMS SHAYARI MESSAGES QUOTES
When U Kiss Me U Make Me Happy And When I’m Sad U Hug Me Or Kiss Me To Make Me Feel Happy Or Better. Also When I’m With U I Can’t Stop Thinking About U Because I Love U So So So Much And U Love Me Too And When U Look
At Me U Say To Me That I Look Hot Or Pretty
And I Say Thank Because U Lucky That U Going Out With Me And U Make Me Feel So Special And U Think I’m Special Too Because If U Go Out With Me I Could Be Sweet And Nice Too U. I LOVE U
Take My Hand n Lead Me From This Pl
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Take My Hand N Lead Me
From This Place.
Chase Away My Doubts N Fears,
Wipe The Tears Off From My Face,
I Cant Stand Alone
I Need Your Hand To Hold
…Take My Hand N Lead Me
From This Place.
Chase Away My Doubts N Fears,
Wipe The Tears Off From My Face,
I Cant Stand Alone
I Need Your Hand To Hold
You mean the world to me And I can’
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | LOVE SMS SHAYARI MESSAGES QUOTES
You Mean The World To Me And I Can’t Get You Out Of My Mind I Don’t Really Want ToBut I Miss You More Than Anyone Could Ever Know;
I Need You Here And You’re Not Here, But Your Voice Sets Me Free.
Everyday All I Feel Is More For You I Never Thought It Would Be This Strong But It Is And Still I Like This FeelingYou’re With Me In My Heart
Even Though You’re So Far Away.
anamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…
mile apko khusian hi khusian jindeg
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Mile Apko Khusian Hi Khusian Jindegi Bhar…. Kavi Ne Mile Koi Gammmm… Aap Manoo Janmandin Dher Sare Mithaion Se Apne Priyajano Ke Sang… Happy Birth Day………..
Sun arise as usual time, Rays fall
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Sun Arise As Usual Time,
Rays Fall On Grass At Usual Time,
Birds Fly At The Usual Time,
But All They Shouting
“Whers The Party Tonight?”
So Have A Very Very Special B’day!!
Birthday is d celebration of day of
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | BIRTHDAY SMS MESSAGES QUOTES
Birthday Is D Celebration Of Day Of Birth & All Good That We Have Done, Achieved, Enjoyed & Cherished Since Then. Have A Happy, Hilarious, Happening Day.

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.
He Laughs & Says, “Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk”A Man Had “I LOVE YOU” Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. “There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth”, She Said
Never reject a girl in life bco
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness
And Bad Girls Gives U Experience..
Both R Essential In Life…So Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!!!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much D
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
TC fined Ticketless girls Chudidar
TC Fined Ticketless Girls
Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100
Skirt Girl Rs50
Mini Skirt Girl Rs25
Next Girl Was Fined Rs0
Why?
U Naughty
She Had Ticket…
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nan
Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si,
Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai.
Sab Time-Time Di Gal Hai!
One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, “HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?”
Teacher: Name some films that have
Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.
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Which Part… of a man’s body has n
Which Part…
Of A Man’s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But I Luv The Way U Think…
Shes down on her knees,Eager to ple
Shes Down On Her Knees,Eager To Please,Wid A Throb Of His Nob In Her Gob,Wid A Tingle In His Belly,His Legs Turn To Jelly Cos Shes Doin A Good Job!
There is hot sex, fast sex, group s
There Is Hot Sex, Fast Sex, Group Sex, Safe Sex, Leather Sex, Telephone Sex And For People Wid A Face Like Urs Theres………….Masturbation
(_!_)An Arse (__!__)Fat Arse
(!)Tight Arse(_?_)Dumb Arse
(_*_)Sore Arse (_zzz_)Tired Arse (_E=Mc2_)Smart Arse (_x_)Kiss My Arse!!
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted ki
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
Kiss’s R Blown + Kiss’s R Wasted Kiss’s Rnt Kiss’s Unless They R Tasted, Kiss’s Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me BABE Im Vacinated!
When I was young I begged God for a
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way… So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!
there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
There Are 3 Chambers In My Heart.
1 For ALLAH
1 For ABBOO
1 For AMMEE
Oh Wat About U Dear?
Sorry No Place 4 U In My Heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A f
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.A Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.Wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.But U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs YOU After All!
Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking
Posted By PRAGNESH PATEL | NAUGHTY SMS JOKES MESSAGES QUOTES
Hi, I Am An Alien And I’m Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,No Chicks Found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

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An EGYPTIAN Girl Asked An INDIAN Boy:
What Can U Do For Me?
The Boy Replied:
Come Behind The PYRAMID.
I Will Make U MUMMY.
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Old Man To A Boy: Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
Matlab?
Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hoon & Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hoon.
Kaise?
“Bra Banata Hoon”
It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To You.
My Heart Knows The Words, They Just Won’t Pump Up To My Lips
Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You
Ek Din Jana To Tha Magar
Aise Mera Dil Thodkar To Nahin
Thumhare Bina Main Jee Loongi Magar
In Yaadon Se Tum Jaate Kyun Nahin?
Woh Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Thi…!
Har Bar Masomiyat Se Mujh Se Pucha Karti Thi…!
K Tum Mere Hi Ho Na…???
Aur Main Har Bar Us K Chehre Ko
Apne Haathon Se Cho Kar Qasam Khaya Karta Tha.!
Per Kash…!
Maine Ek Bar Us Sy Pocha Liya Hota…!
K
Tum Meri Hi HO Na…!!
In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.
He Laughs & Says, “Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk”

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Urdu Sms Jokes

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Urdu Sms Jokes Biography
Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain….
Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..
Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho.
Have You Ever Wondered Which Hurts The Most:
Saying Something And Wishing You Had Not,
Or
Saying Nothing, ‘And Wishing You Had?
We Always Doubt The Positive
But Are Willingly Quite Ready To Accept The Negative
If Someone Says ‘I Love You’,We Ask ‘Really’?
But
If Someone Says ‘I Hate You’, Do We Ever Inquire ‘Are You Sure?’
That’s What Life Is All About.. !
The Most Beautiful Cloths
That A Woman Can Wear Are The Arms Of The Man She Loves,
AndThe Best Trophy
That Man Can Ever Win Is A Woman’s Hug Whom He Loves.
Very Strange-
If We Sleep On Flowers,
Its Called Our First Night
If Flowers Sleep On Us,
Its Called Our Last Night.
Tomorrow’s Yesterday Is Today,
And Yesterday’s Tomorrow Is Also Today…
But
Today’s Yesterday Was Yesterday’s Today,
So…Tomorrow’s Today Is Today’s Tomorrow.. !
A Blind Gal Told Her Lover She Will Marry Him If She Could C D World.
1 Day Some1 Donated D Eyes 2 Her N She Went 2 C Her Lover But
Found Tht He Was Blind. She Changed Her Mind N Rejected Him.
D Guy Said, “Pls Look Aft My Eyes 4 Me”
Girl: I Hate D Fact That U R Taller Than Me
Boy: Trust Me There Is An Advantage In ……It
Gal: Wat?
Boy: Whn I Hug U, U Can Listen To My Heart Which Beats Only 4 U
Wen A Girl Cries For A Guy,
It Means She Really Misses Him.
But Wen A Guy Cries For A Girl,
It Means No 1 Can Love That Girl More Than Him !!

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1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)
Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
Mor: NA
Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?
Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi
1 Buda warta owail
Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.
Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
1 saray: Na zamong pa TV kho der safa razi, jee tasu khpal taar check kai
1 Podari pa janaza ki olar wo no Ustaz awaz oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awas oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awaz oko
"Emandaro painsy ochati kai"
Podari da shata na awaz oko: Ustaji ka sawab pa ki der wi che nu chi partoog warta Obaso
1 saray da jawand na der tang wo, no way che
"Da de jwand na kho marg kha de"
Pa haga saat hum farishta rala aw wa ye way "za ta butlo la raluma"
Saray: Os saray gup hum na she laga wale !
Alak: Daji ka za pas shum nu mala ba sa akhly
Plar: Ka ta pass she no za ba tala 1 cyle wakhlam. aw ka Fail shwe nu tala ba 20 cycle
wakhlam
Alak: ka Fail shum nu 20 cycle wali?
Plar: Bia darla da cycle dukan achoma
1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katal
Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da
Mujrim: Koshish oka che umar qaid washi kho che da marg saza na bach sham
Wakil: Ta fikar ma kawa
Da Case na pas
Mujrim: sanga chal washo
Wakil: Yar der pa grana me umar qaid pe wako gany judge kho reha(azad) kare way
1 Saray PCO ta nanawato aw jaib na ye mobile rawesto aw chata ye call oko, bia PCO na ra
owato
Cha te tapos oko: Che sta sara mobile wo no PCO ta sala tlay?
Saray: Yar mata me malgaray way che PCO na call kay no paisy lage lagi
Alak-1: Yaar che da nawar da shpe wali na razi?
Alak-2: Mara ka nawar da shpe ra ozi hum nu dona tyara wi sok ye sa wene
Maths Teacher: Mong 8 kailay pa 3 kasona barabar sanga taqseema wale sho?
Student: Che da de na Juice jor ko nu
Mareez: Doctor sahb che pa tol wajood ke pa kam zay gota gdam nu dar kawi
Doctor warla da tol wajood X-ray owesta, nu pata walageda che da 1 gotay adoki ye mat dy
Teacher: che kam saray his sa hum na awre, haga ta ba pa English ki sa wayo?Student: Haga ta sa hum wele sho, haga ye kam awre!!
A Newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and
while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”

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