Thursday 7 March 2013

Jokes In Hindi

Source(Google.com.pk)
Jokes In Hindi Biography
1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li
100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.
vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
2 choohe paid pe baithe the,
neeche se 1 hathi guzra,
1 chooha hathi pe ja gira
dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.
Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.
pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Indian Banks Description
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
You might also like to read - Hindi jokes santa banta
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

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1 comment:

  1. मेरी प्यारी बीवी "..!!!
    " सवाल " कुछ भी हो,
    " जवाब " तुम ही हो.
    " रास्ता " कोई भी हो,
    " मंज़िल " तुम ही हो.
    " दु:ख " कितना भी हो,
    " खुशी " तुम ही हो.
    " अरमान " कितना भी हो,
    " आरज़ू " तुम ही हो.
    " गुस्सा " जितना भी हो,
    प्यार तुम ही हो .
    " ख्वाब " कोई भी हो,
    " तकदीर " तुम ही हो.
    यानि ऐसा समझो कि ,
    " फसाद " कुछ भी हो, सारे " फसाद " की " जड़ " ,
    सिर्फ " तुम " ही हो .. 

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