Thursday 7 March 2013

Punjabi Sms Jokes

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Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography

Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Tere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.By Bikram Varya
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.By Rajni
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........By Rajni
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichheBy Bikram Varya
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de. By Bikram Varya
Teri boothi local bus vargi,
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.By Bikram Varya
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aundaBy Bikram Varya
Ni tu challi gayi England,
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!By Bikram Varya
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin.By Bikram Varya
Rehna ha
Hunn tak jaag Rahey ho ?
So jao , good nite RajniBy Bikram Varya
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..By masoodahmed
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a. By masoodahmed
 Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea. By masoodahmed
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa By masoodahmed
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraaneBy masoodahmed
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava By masoodahmed
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
 Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......By masoodahmed
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda By masoodahmed
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi By masoodahmed
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..By masoodahmed
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae By masoodahmed
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaahBy masoodahmed
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NEBy masoodahmed
 Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!By masoodahmed
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!By Bikram Varya


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