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Sardar Sms Jokes Biography
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Deepak Me Noor Na Hota,
Tanha Dil Itna Majbur Na Hota,
Hum Aapko Khud B’day Wish Karne Aate,
Yadi Aapka Aasiyana Itni Dur Na Hota..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Ye
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Yeh Dua
Hum Aur Tum Milkar, Honge Kabhi Na Juda
Jivan Bhar Sath Denge Apna He Ye Vaada
Tuj Par Apni Jaan Bhi Denge, Apna He Ye Irada…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Yeh special message hai just for yo
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You.
Happy Happy Birthday To You
Tere Jaise Dost Dunia Mein Hote Hai Bahot Few
Chhote Se Mere Iss Dil Mein Only Hai Tu
Jeeta Rahe Jo Saalo Saal Jo Ped Woh Tu
Yeh Khuda Se Dua Hai Meri Only For You
Happy Birthday Once Again To You
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 21st, 2013
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyo
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 17th, 2013
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Upha
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 12th, 2013
To the kindest,sweetest,most genero
To The Kindest,Sweetest,Most Generous And Pretiest Friend I Have.May You Have An Awesome Day,May All You Dreams Come True And God Bless You Endlessly.
Happy Birthday.
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar :
Is T
Other Sardar Replies :
Oye ! No Idea��Im New To This City..
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Sardar english k paper main fail ho
Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,
He Dd Translation:
1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon
I’m Not A Mango Man
2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.
Colda & Hota R Fruits
3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay
English Comes 2 Me Also
4.Do Ro Do Chaar.
Give And Give Four.
5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay
I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
Q:Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below
A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
A:Because His Doctor Advised Him
�Todays Dinner Should Be Light�
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile du
Q:- Why Does Sardar Always Smile During Lightning Storms?
A:- They Think Their Picture Is Being Taken.
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
A Sardar & his wife filed an applic
A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce.
Judge Asked :
How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?
Sardar Replied :
Ok! We Will Apply Next Year
Sardar Sms Jokes Biography
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Deepak Me Noor Na Hota,
Tanha Dil Itna Majbur Na Hota,
Hum Aapko Khud B’day Wish Karne Aate,
Yadi Aapka Aasiyana Itni Dur Na Hota..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Ye
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Yeh Dua
Hum Aur Tum Milkar, Honge Kabhi Na Juda
Jivan Bhar Sath Denge Apna He Ye Vaada
Tuj Par Apni Jaan Bhi Denge, Apna He Ye Irada…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Yeh special message hai just for yo
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You.
Happy Happy Birthday To You
Tere Jaise Dost Dunia Mein Hote Hai Bahot Few
Chhote Se Mere Iss Dil Mein Only Hai Tu
Jeeta Rahe Jo Saalo Saal Jo Ped Woh Tu
Yeh Khuda Se Dua Hai Meri Only For You
Happy Birthday Once Again To You
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 21st, 2013
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyo
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 17th, 2013
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Upha
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 12th, 2013
To the kindest,sweetest,most genero
To The Kindest,Sweetest,Most Generous And Pretiest Friend I Have.May You Have An Awesome Day,May All You Dreams Come True And God Bless You Endlessly.
Happy Birthday.
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar :
Is T
Other Sardar Replies :
Oye ! No Idea��Im New To This City..
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Sardar english k paper main fail ho
Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,
He Dd Translation:
1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon
I’m Not A Mango Man
2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.
Colda & Hota R Fruits
3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay
English Comes 2 Me Also
4.Do Ro Do Chaar.
Give And Give Four.
5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay
I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
Q:Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below
A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
A:Because His Doctor Advised Him
�Todays Dinner Should Be Light�
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile du
Q:- Why Does Sardar Always Smile During Lightning Storms?
A:- They Think Their Picture Is Being Taken.
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
A Sardar & his wife filed an applic
A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce.
Judge Asked :
How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?
Sardar Replied :
Ok! We Will Apply Next Year
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