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Thursday, 7 March 2013
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Hindi adult sms messages collection is a place for desi peoples having adult or naughty mind, they love to share adult jokes, to be particular they look for hindi sex sms, hindi adult sms jokes,sexy sms in hindi,adult sms in hindi or dirty hindi sms messages etc….
Rating: 3.7/5 (461 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
ye swetar apk liye hai
Ye swetar apk liye hai
/”"‘\/”‘”‘\
/ /!D!!SR\ \
\ \! !! / /
\_) !! (_/
!…!!…..!
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..
Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P
Rating: 3.8/5 (708 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
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thora sa karne do
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
Rating: 3.7/5 (592 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Rating: 3.8/5 (712 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
Rating: 3.9/5 (664 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Rating: 3.8/5 (551 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Rating: 3.7/5 (459 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
larka ,larki dekhne gaya
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
Rating: 4.1/5 (680 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Rating: 3.8/5 (427 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Rating: 3.7/5 (281 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Rating: 3.8/5 (435 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
Rating: 3.9/5 (448 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Rating: 3.7/5 (252 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Wo kon sa player hai
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
Sania Mirza..
Rating: 3.9/5 (485 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hath kese Thamon
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti
(“.)
\ \ (.”)
) ):_//( ? G sir
|,|_ /\,
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Rating: 3.7/5 (461 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
ye swetar apk liye hai
Ye swetar apk liye hai
/”"‘\/”‘”‘\
/ /!D!!SR\ \
\ \! !! / /
\_) !! (_/
!…!!…..!
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..
Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P
Rating: 3.8/5 (708 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
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thora sa karne do
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
Rating: 3.7/5 (592 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Rating: 3.8/5 (712 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
Rating: 3.9/5 (664 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Rating: 3.8/5 (551 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Rating: 3.7/5 (459 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
larka ,larki dekhne gaya
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
Rating: 4.1/5 (680 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Rating: 3.8/5 (427 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Rating: 3.7/5 (281 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Rating: 3.8/5 (435 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
Rating: 3.9/5 (448 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Rating: 3.7/5 (252 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Wo kon sa player hai
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
Sania Mirza..
Rating: 3.9/5 (485 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hath kese Thamon
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti
(“.)
\ \ (.”)
) ):_//( ? G sir
|,|_ /\,
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Sardar Sms Jokes
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Sardar Sms Jokes Biography
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Deepak Me Noor Na Hota,
Tanha Dil Itna Majbur Na Hota,
Hum Aapko Khud B’day Wish Karne Aate,
Yadi Aapka Aasiyana Itni Dur Na Hota..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Ye
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Yeh Dua
Hum Aur Tum Milkar, Honge Kabhi Na Juda
Jivan Bhar Sath Denge Apna He Ye Vaada
Tuj Par Apni Jaan Bhi Denge, Apna He Ye Irada…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Yeh special message hai just for yo
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You.
Happy Happy Birthday To You
Tere Jaise Dost Dunia Mein Hote Hai Bahot Few
Chhote Se Mere Iss Dil Mein Only Hai Tu
Jeeta Rahe Jo Saalo Saal Jo Ped Woh Tu
Yeh Khuda Se Dua Hai Meri Only For You
Happy Birthday Once Again To You
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 21st, 2013
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyo
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 17th, 2013
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Upha
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 12th, 2013
To the kindest,sweetest,most genero
To The Kindest,Sweetest,Most Generous And Pretiest Friend I Have.May You Have An Awesome Day,May All You Dreams Come True And God Bless You Endlessly.
Happy Birthday.
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar :
Is T
Other Sardar Replies :
Oye ! No Idea��Im New To This City..
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Sardar english k paper main fail ho
Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,
He Dd Translation:
1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon
I’m Not A Mango Man
2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.
Colda & Hota R Fruits
3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay
English Comes 2 Me Also
4.Do Ro Do Chaar.
Give And Give Four.
5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay
I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
Q:Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below
A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
A:Because His Doctor Advised Him
�Todays Dinner Should Be Light�
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile du
Q:- Why Does Sardar Always Smile During Lightning Storms?
A:- They Think Their Picture Is Being Taken.
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
A Sardar & his wife filed an applic
A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce.
Judge Asked :
How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?
Sardar Replied :
Ok! We Will Apply Next Year
Sardar Sms Jokes Biography
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Deepak Me Noor Na Hota,
Tanha Dil Itna Majbur Na Hota,
Hum Aapko Khud B’day Wish Karne Aate,
Yadi Aapka Aasiyana Itni Dur Na Hota..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Ye
Hum Aapke Janamdin Par Dete Hain Yeh Dua
Hum Aur Tum Milkar, Honge Kabhi Na Juda
Jivan Bhar Sath Denge Apna He Ye Vaada
Tuj Par Apni Jaan Bhi Denge, Apna He Ye Irada…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On March 5th, 2013
Yeh special message hai just for yo
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You.
Happy Happy Birthday To You
Tere Jaise Dost Dunia Mein Hote Hai Bahot Few
Chhote Se Mere Iss Dil Mein Only Hai Tu
Jeeta Rahe Jo Saalo Saal Jo Ped Woh Tu
Yeh Khuda Se Dua Hai Meri Only For You
Happy Birthday Once Again To You
Yeh Special Message Hai Just For You
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , ENGLISH BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 21st, 2013
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyo
Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 17th, 2013
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Upha
Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HINDI BIRTHDAY
Posted On February 12th, 2013
To the kindest,sweetest,most genero
To The Kindest,Sweetest,Most Generous And Pretiest Friend I Have.May You Have An Awesome Day,May All You Dreams Come True And God Bless You Endlessly.
Happy Birthday.
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar :
Is T
Other Sardar Replies :
Oye ! No Idea��Im New To This City..
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Sardar english k paper main fail ho
Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,
He Dd Translation:
1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon
I’m Not A Mango Man
2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.
Colda & Hota R Fruits
3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay
English Comes 2 Me Also
4.Do Ro Do Chaar.
Give And Give Four.
5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay
I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)
SARDAR , HINDI SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
Q:Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below
A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
A:Because His Doctor Advised Him
�Todays Dinner Should Be Light�
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile du
Q:- Why Does Sardar Always Smile During Lightning Storms?
A:- They Think Their Picture Is Being Taken.
SARDAR , ENGLISH SARDAR
Posted On October 1st, 2005
A Sardar & his wife filed an applic
A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce.
Judge Asked :
How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?
Sardar Replied :
Ok! We Will Apply Next Year
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho
Jb bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
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Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
Major Rohail-
What is this?
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
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Marriage is like a public toile
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)
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ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
Becaus
Santa’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Santas r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Short Funny Sms Joke Biography
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho
Jb bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Send to Friends
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
Major Rohail-
What is this?
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Send to Friends
Marriage is like a public toile
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Send to Friends
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)
Send to Friends
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
Becaus
Santa’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
Send to Friends
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
Send to Friends
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Santas r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
Send to Friends
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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Punjabi Sms Jokes
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Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Tere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.By Bikram Varya
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.By Rajni
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........By Rajni
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichheBy Bikram Varya
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de. By Bikram Varya
Teri boothi local bus vargi,
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.By Bikram Varya
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aundaBy Bikram Varya
Ni tu challi gayi England,
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!By Bikram Varya
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin.By Bikram Varya
Rehna ha
Hunn tak jaag Rahey ho ?
So jao , good nite RajniBy Bikram Varya
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..By masoodahmed
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a. By masoodahmed
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea. By masoodahmed
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa By masoodahmed
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraaneBy masoodahmed
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava By masoodahmed
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......By masoodahmed
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda By masoodahmed
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi By masoodahmed
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..By masoodahmed
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae By masoodahmed
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaahBy masoodahmed
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NEBy masoodahmed
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!By masoodahmed
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!By Bikram Varya
Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Tere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.By Bikram Varya
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.By Rajni
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........By Rajni
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichheBy Bikram Varya
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de. By Bikram Varya
Teri boothi local bus vargi,
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.By Bikram Varya
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aundaBy Bikram Varya
Ni tu challi gayi England,
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!By Bikram Varya
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin.By Bikram Varya
Rehna ha
Hunn tak jaag Rahey ho ?
So jao , good nite RajniBy Bikram Varya
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..By masoodahmed
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a. By masoodahmed
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea. By masoodahmed
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa By masoodahmed
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraaneBy masoodahmed
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava By masoodahmed
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......By masoodahmed
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda By masoodahmed
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi By masoodahmed
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..By masoodahmed
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae By masoodahmed
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaahBy masoodahmed
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NEBy masoodahmed
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!By masoodahmed
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!By Bikram Varya
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Punjabi Sms Jokes
Source(Google.com.pk)
Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Tere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.By Bikram Varya
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.By Rajni
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........By Rajni
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichheBy Bikram Varya
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de. By Bikram Varya
Teri boothi local bus vargi,
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.By Bikram Varya
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aundaBy Bikram Varya
Ni tu challi gayi England,
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!By Bikram Varya
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin.By Bikram Varya
Rehna ha
Hunn tak jaag Rahey ho ?
So jao , good nite RajniBy Bikram Varya
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..By masoodahmed
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a. By masoodahmed
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea. By masoodahmed
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa By masoodahmed
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraaneBy masoodahmed
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava By masoodahmed
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......By masoodahmed
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda By masoodahmed
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi By masoodahmed
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..By masoodahmed
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae By masoodahmed
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaahBy masoodahmed
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NEBy masoodahmed
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!By masoodahmed
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!By Bikram Varya
Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahi
Tere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.By Bikram Varya
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.By Rajni
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........By Rajni
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichheBy Bikram Varya
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae
Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de. By Bikram Varya
Teri boothi local bus vargi,
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.By Bikram Varya
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aundaBy Bikram Varya
Ni tu challi gayi England,
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!By Bikram Varya
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin.By Bikram Varya
Rehna ha
Hunn tak jaag Rahey ho ?
So jao , good nite RajniBy Bikram Varya
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde
Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..By masoodahmed
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a. By masoodahmed
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea. By masoodahmed
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa By masoodahmed
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraaneBy masoodahmed
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava By masoodahmed
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......By masoodahmed
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda By masoodahmed
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi By masoodahmed
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..By masoodahmed
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae By masoodahmed
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaahBy masoodahmed
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NEBy masoodahmed
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!By masoodahmed
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor
Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!By Bikram Varya
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