Saturday 2 February 2013

Hilarious Sms Jokes

Source(Google.com.pk)
Hilarious Sms Jokes Biography
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )========================
Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.========================
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
======================
Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
=======================
Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..=========================
Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)========================
Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…
Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.==========================
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
phen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
===========================
1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)======================
Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii&
Said !
“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
===========================
BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi
===========================
Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhins to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha======================
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena=====================
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai========================
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
=========================
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
============================
Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
=============================
Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…
Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya
===============================
KFC New Prices
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
akin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina pl
Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…
Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms
karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai
Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…
TV On karo….
Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai
KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho
Par mein kahan Jaaon??
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao
Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra dia
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes
Hilarious Sms Jokes

No comments:

Post a Comment