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Short Sms Jokes Biography
1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)
Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
Mor: NA
Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?
Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi
1 Buda warta owail
Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.
Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
1 saray: Na zamong pa TV kho der safa razi, jee tasu khpal taar check kai
1 Podari pa janaza ki olar wo no Ustaz awaz oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awas oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awaz oko
"Emandaro painsy ochati kai"
Podari da shata na awaz oko: Ustaji ka sawab pa ki der wi che nu chi partoog warta Obaso
1 saray da jawand na der tang wo, no way che
"Da de jwand na kho marg kha de"
Pa haga saat hum farishta rala aw wa ye way "za ta butlo la raluma"
Saray: Os saray gup hum na she laga wale !
Alak: Daji ka za pas shum nu mala ba sa akhly
Plar: Ka ta pass she no za ba tala 1 cyle wakhlam. aw ka Fail shwe nu tala ba 20 cycle
wakhlam
Alak: ka Fail shum nu 20 cycle wali?
Plar: Bia darla da cycle dukan achoma
1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katal
Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da
Mujrim: Koshish oka che umar qaid washi kho che da marg saza na bach sham
Wakil: Ta fikar ma kawa
Da Case na pas
Mujrim: sanga chal washo
Wakil: Yar der pa grana me umar qaid pe wako gany judge kho reha(azad) kare way
1 Saray PCO ta nanawato aw jaib na ye mobile rawesto aw chata ye call oko, bia PCO na ra
owato
Cha te tapos oko: Che sta sara mobile wo no PCO ta sala tlay?
Saray: Yar mata me malgaray way che PCO na call kay no paisy lage lagi
Alak-1: Yaar che da nawar da shpe wali na razi?
Alak-2: Mara ka nawar da shpe ra ozi hum nu dona tyara wi sok ye sa wene
Maths Teacher: Mong 8 kailay pa 3 kasona barabar sanga taqseema wale sho?
Student: Che da de na Juice jor ko nu
Mareez: Doctor sahb che pa tol wajood ke pa kam zay gota gdam nu dar kawi
Doctor warla da tol wajood X-ray owesta, nu pata walageda che da 1 gotay adoki ye mat dy
Teacher: che kam saray his sa hum na awre, haga ta ba pa English ki sa wayo?Student: Haga ta sa hum wele sho, haga ye kam awre!!
A Newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and
while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
Short Sms Jokes Biography
1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)
Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
Mor: NA
Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?
Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi
1 Buda warta owail
Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.
Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
1 saray: Na zamong pa TV kho der safa razi, jee tasu khpal taar check kai
1 Podari pa janaza ki olar wo no Ustaz awaz oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awas oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awaz oko
"Emandaro painsy ochati kai"
Podari da shata na awaz oko: Ustaji ka sawab pa ki der wi che nu chi partoog warta Obaso
1 saray da jawand na der tang wo, no way che
"Da de jwand na kho marg kha de"
Pa haga saat hum farishta rala aw wa ye way "za ta butlo la raluma"
Saray: Os saray gup hum na she laga wale !
Alak: Daji ka za pas shum nu mala ba sa akhly
Plar: Ka ta pass she no za ba tala 1 cyle wakhlam. aw ka Fail shwe nu tala ba 20 cycle
wakhlam
Alak: ka Fail shum nu 20 cycle wali?
Plar: Bia darla da cycle dukan achoma
1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katal
Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da
Mujrim: Koshish oka che umar qaid washi kho che da marg saza na bach sham
Wakil: Ta fikar ma kawa
Da Case na pas
Mujrim: sanga chal washo
Wakil: Yar der pa grana me umar qaid pe wako gany judge kho reha(azad) kare way
1 Saray PCO ta nanawato aw jaib na ye mobile rawesto aw chata ye call oko, bia PCO na ra
owato
Cha te tapos oko: Che sta sara mobile wo no PCO ta sala tlay?
Saray: Yar mata me malgaray way che PCO na call kay no paisy lage lagi
Alak-1: Yaar che da nawar da shpe wali na razi?
Alak-2: Mara ka nawar da shpe ra ozi hum nu dona tyara wi sok ye sa wene
Maths Teacher: Mong 8 kailay pa 3 kasona barabar sanga taqseema wale sho?
Student: Che da de na Juice jor ko nu
Mareez: Doctor sahb che pa tol wajood ke pa kam zay gota gdam nu dar kawi
Doctor warla da tol wajood X-ray owesta, nu pata walageda che da 1 gotay adoki ye mat dy
Teacher: che kam saray his sa hum na awre, haga ta ba pa English ki sa wayo?Student: Haga ta sa hum wele sho, haga ye kam awre!!
A Newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and
while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
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