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Hold my hands when I reached for you, Hug me when I hold out my arms, Kiss me when I go for your lips, Love me when I capture your heart. Let’s Makes This Valentine More Romantic
one day Love and friendship met
Posted in 14 February sms,valentine day sms by Anila
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!”
Happy Valentines Day
Posted in valentine day sms by Anila
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Posted in 14 February sms,valentine day sms by Anila
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Posted in 14 February sms,valentine day sms by Anila
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai
Posted in Aansoo sms,Ishq sms,Mohabbat sms,Pyar sms,Sad quotes sms,Sad sms,Wafa bawafa sms,Yaad sms by khalil
Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.
Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.
Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…
Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,
Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise
Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz
Posted in Funny sms by Anila
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Students ka sufiana kalam
Posted in Funny sms by Anila
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
I believe that love the one who loves youI believe that love the one who loves you
Posted in 14 February sms,Funny sms,valentine day sms by Anila
When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto
life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain maga
naak ponchny koi ni ata
so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai
Ek Ladki Ek Din Art Gallery
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
Line Marne k 3 Tarike
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
1:- pen se
- Marker se
3:- Pencil se.
Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .
25/1/13 rabi ul awwal connection
Posted in Eid Milad-un-Nabi sms by SMS Master
Did U Notice That..?
25/1/13
2+5+1+1+3=12
12 Rabi-ul-awwal ka mubarik din Ks trah se aa rha hy plz share dis with others.
Eid-e-Milad-un-Nabbi
Mubarik.
recite darood-e-Pak(S.A.W.W).
Stay Blessed!
LABBAIK YA RASOOL ALLAH (SAW)
Posted in Islamic sms in Urdu,Uncategorized by SMS Master
“LABBAIK YA RASOOL ALLAH (SAW
Jashn.e.meelad (SAW) mubarik ho…
App aur Pepsi may 3 Cheezain same hain
Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by khalil
App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..
1.Sab ko pasan ho.
2.Dono sweet ho
Aur
3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.
PLZ MIND
Zarur karna warna msg ka maza kirkira hojae ga…
Eid Milad un Nabi
Posted in Eid Milad-un-Nabi sms,Islamic sms by kanwar
Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka”
EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

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? Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
? A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her
? A Carrot And A Brocoli Are Walking Down The
street, When All Of A Sudden, A Truck Comes Out
of No Where And Runs Over The Carrot. The Brocoli
then Rushed His Friend To The Hospital. The
brocoli Is Waiting For The News Of His
? Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
? Benefits of having Alzeimer´s Disease: 1.You never have to watch re-runs on TV 2.You are always meeting new people 3.You don´t have to remember the whines & complaints of your spouse
? DOCTOR: Did you know that there are 1,000 bones in your body? PATIENT: Shhh,doctor! There three dogs outside in the waiting room!
? l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!
? The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
? A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!
? A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
? First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
? PATIENT: Doctor, You have got to help me. My wife thinks she is an elevator.DOCTOR: Bring her to see me. PATIENT: I can´t. She doesn´t stop at this floor!
? A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
? An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
? An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!
? Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
? A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
? PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!
? The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!? A pipe burst in a doctor´s house. He called a plumber who arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious things for a while and handed the doc a bill of £500. The shocked doc exclaimed: This ridiculous! I don´t even make that much as a doctor! The plumber quietly replied: Neither did I when I was a doctor
? The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!
? An unfit man went to see the doctor and was told to take up jogging. DOC: You should run atleast ten miles a day. Two weeks later the man rang up the doc to tell him that he was feeling much better. DOC: That is excellent but you´d better come and see me this afternoon so I can examine you properly. PATIENT: But that´s impossible. I am 150 miles away!
? Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!
? A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!
? Towards the end of his life, a great comedian was told by his doc that if he continued to drink, he would lose his hearing. Asked by his friend if he planned to stop drinking, he answered: Not at all. You see, the stuff I´ve been drinking is so much better than the stuff I´ve been hearing!
? In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!
? A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
? After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital has saved another from suicide attempt ay pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer´s file and called him into his office. Doc: Mr James, your records and heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. Though I am sorry the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
James replied: Oh, he didn´t kill himself. I hung him up to dry!
? A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
? PATIENT: Doc, are you sure I am suffering from pneumonia? I´ve heard once about a doc treating someone for pneumonia and he finally dying of typhus. DOCTOR: Don´t worry, it won´ happen with me. If I treat someone for pneumonia, he will die of of pneumonia!
? PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!

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Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
? A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
? The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
? A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
? I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
? A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
? Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
? True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.? “God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
? "Cast your burden on the Lord, and He shall sustain you; He shall never permit the righteous to be moved." -Psalm 55:22
? Todays Promise :
The LORD is good to
those who wait for Him,
to the soul who seeks Him. Lamen.3:25
Fear not, wait and see
the wonder of the Lord.
? “The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
for help.
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
? The righteous cry, and
the Lord hears, and
delivers them out of all their troubles.- PSLAM 34:17.
If we ask anything to
the god, he hears that
and does for us when
we believe god and
follow his ways.
? Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.
? This month’s Promise :
The lions may grow
weak and hungry, but
those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.- Psalm 34:10
For those who put their trust on Jesus shall not
be hungry.
Have a BLESSED Month.!
? Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
? Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.
? A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.
? Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
? No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
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you are also my best friend!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
 Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
 Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
I love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
 no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
 If I die and go to heaven
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
 You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
 There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
 I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
 When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
 Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
hey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
red is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
God saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
eyes without tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
some times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
You know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
You r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You....& thats the reason why i love u.......By Zarak
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
The best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
No one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
If a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
 What is a flower without
 What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Tomorrow there is an other
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
My Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.By Ikram Marwat

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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )========================
Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.========================
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
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Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
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Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..=========================
Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)========================
Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…
Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.==========================
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
phen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
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1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)======================
Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii&
Said !
“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi
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Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhins to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha======================
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena=====================
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai========================
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…
Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya
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KFC New Prices
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
akin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina pl
Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…
Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms
karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai
Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…
TV On karo….
Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai
KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho
Par mein kahan Jaaon??
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao
Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
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